"I’ve seen much worse. But then I do post-mortems."
I'm Sarah, I like most beverages and a collection of random things.
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stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all
How dare you throw away the beautiful gifts you were born with?
I’m sorry your engagement’s over, Molly - Although I’m fairly grateful for the lack of a ring
that’s how you make armor for women, no bullshit boob cups.
Boob cups must be the most uncomfortable things on earth… What the hell are you supposed to do when one of your boobs slips out? Let’s say you inhale or move your chest somehow so your breasts get free from the cup and end up clipped on the edge?? You can’t even pull them like you can when your bra gets all screwed up! Like who wants to wear that while they’re fighting monsters and shit?
I hit reblog so hard I may have sprained my finger
boob cups could also kill you. If you fall on your chest, all your weight will be on the middle of the boob cups and your sternum could be crushed. bye bye heart.
and the fact that this is the Mulan from “Once Upon a Time” makes it even better
bad twitter jokes already Ackles…
do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw
i havent slept in three days
occasionally people i would date in a heartbeat if they suggested it like more than one of my pictures in a row and i’m kinda like
ah yes hello look at the me i am here do you like what you are seeing you could have the real thing if you wanted i would not mind