panicatthediscofficial:

greglestrade:

When someone says something that is 100% not true but it becomes a popular thing within the fandom

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'johnlock is canon'

chubby-bunnies:

Can I just say something? I was walking to the park today and it was hot as hell outside. I was wearing shorts and a shirt that shows some of my stomach. This girl had stopped looking down at her phone and stared at me. She finally spoke up, after I had passed her up, she said and I quote “You shouldn’t be wearing that, you are too big for that.” I was stunned at what she had said and pissed. I asked her why she would think that. Her response was that “It just doesn’t look good for big girls such as yourself.” I know that in this society “bigger” people are supposed to hide our bodies and be ashamed at how big we are, just because I am bigger does not mean jack shit. If I want to walk around in a bikini I will because you know what the temperature is higher than my patience to be dealing with people’s comments. I will not sit and hear shit about my weight and how I shouldn’t be wearing anything that shows my stomach you know why? Because I am a fucking human being just like you are, and it really does not matter on what I wear because it’s my body. And if you do not like it then you could kiss my fat ass c;

broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

EXPERIMENT

koblala:

Reblog if you would date a bisexual person

Like if you wouldn’t because there is “too much competition”

Trying to prove a point to an asshole

New Years Resolution Day 200/365

dontbeanassbutt:

Memorizing Shakespeare isn’t easy.

I don’t think people love me. They love versions of me I have spun for them, versions of me they have construed in their minds. The easy versions of me, the easy parts of me to love.

petrichorlore:

(via teruel-a-witch)

waeh-edsheeran:

one time when my grandma was young she was at a party and a guy asked her to dance with him

she said no because she thought he was ‘gross’ and ‘a loser’

that guy went on to be the lead singer of The Rolling Stones

worthitapplepie:

rebelliouskitten:

Apparently Jared Padalecki lives next door to my aunt Margo. I got to go to his birthday party. It. Was. Awesome.

is aunt margo looking for any more nieces by chance? because i can be a really lovely person :)

enjorlove:

pardonmewhileipanic:

thotbotsuperstar:

dynastylnoire:

perpetualdaydream:

baskintheafterglow:

expect-the-greatest:

champagnexstrawberrykisses:

expect-the-greatest:

Bruh

What the hell?

Niggas out here trappin women

Then wonder how your ass got burned

what the fuck…

I’ve had a dude do that before. that shit is terrifying. Dude went across the room like he typically would to get one. Came back and I didn’t know that he didn’t have one until he pulled out.

I FLIPPED. Cried all the way home. Cried for days. Got tested. Bought the morning after pill. Seriously, fuck dudes that do this. There should be laws against it.

There ARE laws against this. It’s called rape by deception or fraudulent rape and basically, it’s anytime the conditions of your consent are compromised. In a situation like this, you consented to protected sex. By having sex in a way you did not consent to, a crime WAS committed and he could be charged if any physical effects like pregnancy or STD occurred. Remember, ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY YOU DON’T CONSENT TO IS RAPE. 

If a guy does this, it’s rape. Call the cops. Ruin his life since he has no problem risking yours. Make him fucking learn. Rapists belong in jail. Rape by deception is rape, not a funny “meme”. 

This is incredibly important for everyone to see!! EVERYONE

rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

Hounds of Baskerville

Henry:  I saw a scary as fuck dog on the mooooors
Sherlock:  lol I don't care
Henry:  HOUND
Sherlock:  John get your coat we're going to Devon
  ~LATER~
Sherlock:  I can actually drive I just like spending needless money on cabs
John:  town
Sherlock:  let's go
Innkeeper:  so you guys are gay I'm gay too everything is gay in this show here have a gay room like the start of every holiday fanfiction ever -
John:  FOR FUCK'S SAKE I AIN'T HOMOSEXUAL
Innkeeper:  bye have fun I hope your gay boyfriend who you are gay with doesn't snore
  ~MEANWHILE~
Sherlock:  hello quaint townsman I hear you saw a dog I bet my boyfriend you didn't
Townsman:  fuck you I did tho
John:  lol I get 50 quid for free
  ~AND THEN~
Sherlock:  Let's break into a top secret military base using my brother's nicked ID which HAS A PHOTO ON IT lol they'll never guess it's not him for twenty minutes
John:  I am a captain
Sherlock:  trolololol
  ~INVETIGATION IN PROGRESS~
Sherlock:  rabbit
Stapleton:  rabbit
John:  hold the fuck up - rabbit?
Frankland:  hello I am being introduced in a rather pointed way which suggests I am either the perpetrator of the crime or directly involved in some underhand dealings also have my cell number gurl
Sherlock:  kthanks
John:  Your cheekbones are kicking right off in this shot, mate
Sherlock:  
John:  Your coat
Sherlock:  
John:  stop being attractive
Sherlock:  
John:  I meant mysterious
  ~THEN~
Lestrade:  HEY GURLS HEY
John:  FAMILY HOLIDAY IN DEVON
Lestrade:  just casually confirming my greg-ness and my possible association with your brother
Sherlock:  I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE
  ~BUT THEN~
Henry:  liberty in liberty in liberty in
Sherlock:  let's take a man with mental health problems into the place which probably has a load of triggers for him because this episode is also called The Asshole in Baskerville
John:  MY MILITARY SENSES ARE TINGLING MORSE CODE
Sherlock:  HOUNNNNNND i saw nothing
Henry:  SHIT SCARED THAT IS ALL
  ~TWO NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS LATER~
Sherlock:  alcoholdl
John:  you're having an emotion
Sherlock:  jkfeoadjfFUCK YOU I'M FINE
John:  you're raving like a monkey on acid
Sherlock:  FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS
John:  fine. okay. then. well. someone's sleeping on the rug tonight and it won't be me.
  ~CHATTING UP THE LADY~
Frankland:  just casually ruining everything
John:  oh goddammit i can't get off with anyone
  ~THE NEXT DAY~
Sherlock:  john
John:  
Sherlock:  john
John:  
Sherlock:  John I don't have friends. I just have one.
John:  
Sherlock:  John you're amazing. John you're fantastic.
John:  okay.
Sherlock:  insults.
  ~LATER STILL~
Sherlock:  casually performing traumatising experiment on my self confessed only friend
John:  crying
Sherlock:  i have the internet inside my head MIND PALACE hound indiana liberty frankland cell
John:  therapist danger shit
Sherlock:  TO THE MOORS
Henry:  fuck this shit I'm out
Sherlock:  DEDUCTIONS
Moriarty:  BOO
Frankland:  JOKES JUST ME
Dog:  HOUND
John and Lestrade:  FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT
Sherlock:  Look henry it's just a dog and everything is going to be fine also I am still a jerk
  ~MEANWHILE~
Moriarty:  SHERLOCK <3 JIM SHERLOCK <3 JIM SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK

sickhypnotik:

his wife said she’d divorce him if he killed Arya

bonsaifiasco:

skepkitty:

skepkitty:

skepkitty:

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES

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LOOK AT THIS

WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES

i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just

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that is the face of a broken man

t.